Mermaids by Victor Nizotsev part 1
this is fucking hilarious
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.
My boyfriend and I came up with a new abbreviation. I present to you QTP; either a true pairing that’s cute or just a pairing that’s cute.
Examples: Jenny: Have you seen James and Amy lately?
Jess: Yes! They are totally a QTP!
Mandy: Dean and Castiel are totally my QTP!
Annabel: That’s nice.
this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families