Without rules, there is c h a o s .
2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead
one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.
stay home from school. save your own life.
The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XXV
Mercutio is my favorite b/c 1) he’s the easiest to have queer headcanons for and 2) instead of calling for help he made a pun and then died
THIS MAN SHOULD BE PRESIDENT
my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience